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INSTRUMENTS

March 20, 2003

European Shoe Industry Becomes an Example of Modernity: UFPS Provides a Link to an Advanced Shoe-Wearing World

Tired of being left out in the cold, Europe recently became the newest member of the UFPS family. Europe continues to celebrate as its podiometrically advanced future unfolds. None appear able to resist the truth and virtue of what the noted Hungarian poet Gergely Csíkszentmihály has dubbed "the greatest scientific endeavour ever conceived by a mammal." Europe's inclusion gingerly follows on the heels of the North American and Mexican shoe and MPAD industries.

UFPS Calc 2.0 continues to fulfill the challenge made by the Banff Boards of Scientific Enquiry by bringing European shoe sizes into line with universal foot pressure standards on schedule!

All versions of the UFPS Calc allow for simple conversion of treacherous and irrelevant shoe sizes or monopodal pirate adaptation devices and body weights into advanced revolutionary and scientific Universal Foot Pressure Standard values (measured in kiloPascals [kPa]). The universal nature of this podiometric advancement finally allows for equality among the footed and non-footed alike.

Kindly select a screen shot thumbnail for more information:

Welcoming Message
Welcoming Message


General Info
General Info

Irrelevant Size Menu
Irrelevant Size Menu
Men's Sizes
Men's Sizes

Women's Sizes
Women's Sizes

Peg Gages
Peg Gages

Mexican Sizes
Mexican Sizes

European Sizes
European Sizes

Utility in Action
European In Action

 

In the spirit of international friendship and peaceful victory over the repressive North American, Mexican and European shoe sizes and body weight clique, the Sciencist provides a gift to advanced shoe-wearers around the world:

 

UFPS Calc

UFPS Calc 2.0

  • Mac OS 9 and below [.bin - coming soon]
  • Mac OS X [.dmg - 3.4MB]
  • Windows [.zip - coming soon]