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© 2002 - 2004

PREVIOUS RESEARCH PAPERS – Volume 2: Issue 1

Volume 1
 

 

Volume 2
 
Issue 1: Jan. - Mar. 2004
Issue 3: July - Sep. 2004
Issue 4: Oct. - Dec. 2004

 

January 15, 2004

Energy Potential of Molecular Tickle-Technology: Resonant Frequency and Frenetic Methane

Danylo Burdenko and Kohle Torgenson

The search for plentiful, robust, and cost-effective sources of energy has traditionally been an up-hill slow-boat of repeated failure, international scepticism, and apocryphal methodology. In recent years, however, researchers have become exponentially intrigued by a model that finds its root in one of the most basic of organometric activity—the tickle. Modern science has barely scratched the surface of tickle-based energy potential. This paper describes laboratory testing of tickle models and explores the theory of the atomic-level molecular tickle as a source of energy.

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February 1, 2004

RHnotation: A Post-9/11 Numeric Alternative

Danylo Burdenko

This paper publicises recent work within the field of mathematics to cleanse itself of Al Qaeda/Hussein influence through the elimination of Arabic numerals. A universally efficient, child-friendly and scientifically based alternative is presented.

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February 15, 2004

Elderly Pack Behaviour: An Ethnographic Study

Kohle Torgenson

This study challenges the current anthropologic views of the elderly and assesses the potential risks to the status quota by mean chronological increases to society. Ethnographic observations are conducted, assessed and recommendations are made through a partially blind study.

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March 22, 2004

The Choice of a Noodle: An Examination of Pasta and its Feng Shui Potential

Sergei Rzhechnyik

Recent years have witnessed a growing interest in the ancient art of feng shui, along with an increasing number of advocates emerging to offer various suggestions on improving daily life. This study attempts to empirically support one respected author’s theories, by using a blind placebo trial to determine the influence of noodle variety on healthy and happy living.

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