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January 25, 2003

People of Mexico Reinvigorated by Inclusion in Successful UFPS Project

Multitudes in the Mexican capital have whole-heartedly welcomed the dawning of a new era of scientific advancement. Never again will the injustice of the past confuse and confound the average shoe and monopodal pirate adaptive device [MPAD] shopper.

Profoundly gracious, one member of a large crowd in the Zócalo, the major square in Mexico City, was reported to comment, "Our children—the future of our nation and our greatest developing natural resource—have finally been emancipated by a truly universal, equitable and scientific standard in the shoe and monopodal pirate adaptation device industries!"

UFPS Calc 1.5 continues to fulfill the challenge made by the Banff Boards of Scientific Enquiry by bringing Mexican shoe sizes into line with universal foot pressure standards one week ahead of schedule!

 

January 6, 2003

The Sciencist is the Vanguard of the Universal Foot Pressure Standard

The Sciencist has started its new year's advance, full of confidence and optimism about the victory of the Universal Foot Pressure Standard over the enslavement of the clumsy and outdated North American shoe size system. The official release of the UFPS Calculation Utility is met with popular support among advanced shoe wearers around the world!

UFPS Calc 1.0 allows for simple conversion of treacherous and irrelevant North American shoe sizes and body weights into advanced revolutionary and scientific Universal Foot Pressure Standard values (measured in kiloPascals [kPa]). The universal nature of this podiometric advancement finally allows for equality among the footed and non-footed alike.