Discussion Paper Unearths Fallacy
of Compression-Resistant Ant Myth
Science, brushing foolish anthropological
protests aside, continues to extinguish the injustice
of centuries old falsehoods. In the Lithuanian
port-city of Klaipëda, the preparatory fact-finding
committee of the Lithuanian Truth and Reconciliation
Commission passed a resolution instituting the
learned conclusions of Dr. Rzhechnyik's most recent
work.
"Though endearing, myth
complicates, and in many cases stands steadfast
in obstruction of, valid pursuits of educational
advancement. One day, we shall all be faced with
an epistemological decision: are we to face facts
and draw our line in the sand, or are we to continue
our romp through a Narnia perpetrated by misanthropic
anti-erudite lamiae!" So commented one member
of the committee.
Dr. Rzhechnyik's Dissecting
the Myth of the 'Strong Ant' suggests
that the reign of ignorance is nearing an end,
and our decision to draw a line has been made.
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