Number Two Conclusively Linked
to Cognitive Performance
Colourful events were held in
the Uzbek province of Xorazm Viloyati on April
14 to commemorate the long-awaited publication
of Dr. Torgenson's in-depth study, Fecal
Deposition and Cognitive Acuity: A Correlation
Study. A floral basket was sent to Dr.
Torgenson's official residence in Kumasi, Ghana,
by the North Xorazm Viloyati Provincial Water
Purification Committee, political and power bodies
and administrative and economic organs in the
province. A note attached commented simply, "All
are pleased."
The local Uzbek performers danced
and sang famous Uzbek traditional songs "Maftun
Buldim" and "Nozlanajakdir", and
other songs related to the undying exploits of
Dr. Torgenson, who has made great contributions
to the Uzbek people's cause. There was great hope
that he would enjoy immortality along with their
prospering and developing homeland. A synchronized
swimming performance "Brilliant Rays of Knowledge"
was given at the swimming pool of the Shum Bola
Health Complex in Tashkent. Youths and students
held a national poem-reciting and story-telling
meeting in the Qarshi Memorial Department Store
in Samarqand Viloyati Province. All was done in
the honourable name of scientific advancement.
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